Posts that Sucked Less

For a while now I've been intending to compile a list of some of the posts that Google Analytics claims are less sucky than the rest. If you've been hanging with me for a while, thank you and enjoy the trip down memory lane. If you're new here, where the hell have you been? You are late.

I have a strange fascination with very frightening dolls. I blame it on the Toddler in my house that spends her every waking moment begging me to change an inanimate object's poopy diaper. Something tells me some of these dolls actually do have poopy diapers. Fortunately, none of them live in my house. Yet.

Sweet Dreams for One and All
Getting What I Deserve
Real or Really Creepy, No. 1
One More Confession

Another hobby I enjoy immensely is making fun of people. I especially enjoy making fun of parents that waste money on useless crap.

Put Down the Coffee and Get Ready to Shop
I've Been Shopping at One Step Ahead Again

At the heart of it all, this is a Mommy Blog. In that spirit, here are a few posts all about my favorite person. Well, OK, I don't really have much to say about Wentworth Miller other than HE'S HOT, so how about some Toddler tales?

An Open Letter to the People of Pittsburgh
Is it Gone?
Yeah, So, Um . . . Ooops?
The Key to Successful Child Rearing
Encouraging Birth Control, One Salesperson at a Time
There's Always a Story
Hi, I'm Helmet Head
It's Coming and I Can't Stop It
Mr. Husband, You've Been Warned
A Letter for Alexis
The Mother Trucking Worms
The One In Which I Tell You I am Fat and Ugly

And, hands down, my favorite of all.
Having the Two of My Life