Every story about Mila's life is going to start with, "She was at her sister's ..." It will go on to mention a cheer practice or dance recital or something. The point is, Mila spends a very significant portion of her life getting drug around to wherever her sister wants or needs to be.
The life of a youngest sibling is not glamorous.
Because I sometimes feel bad that Mila has to wait around patiently while Alexis does super fun things, sometimes I try to make it up to her. Sort of.
That's my excuse for why I handed a one year-old a push-up while her sister played mini golf with a friend.
Other possibly true excuses include:
Regardless of the reason, I gave Mila a push-up. The thing about giving Mila that push-up is that I wasn't sure what she would think about it.
Uh, you guys, it was a religious experience for the little imp.
She was as focused as she has ever been in her life.
She clutched that push-up as if her life depended on it. When I tried to grab it so I could push more ice cream up, Mila acted as if I was ripping off her toenails using a crocodile and some bait.
She really super liked it.
It was unfortunate, really, because if I were to truly reveal why I bought the baby a push-up, it might have to do with the fact that I have never in my life tried one and thought maybe that day was my chance.
I didn't get a single bite.