"Hey, Ali, get your butt off that table."
"Hey, Ali, leave those flowers alone before they kick your butt."
"Really? You're going to just ignore me? Do you know what happens to animals who ignore me?"
"Do I even need to say 'I told you so?'"
"I told you so."
I'm not entirely sure, but I think she's saying, "I meant to do that."
But, you know what? Karma is a bitch. She who chose to ignore me as I nagged her to leave things alone found herself in quite the precarious situation just a few hours later.
I think she's saying, "HELP ME, PLEEEEEEEEEEASE!" and I might have, but I was picking up the flowers.
So there.