Okay, Internet, I have a question. What is the appropriate age for leaving your kid and running away during a birthday party? I am very serious about this question because apparently I am wrong.
So wrong.
First, let's rewind. When Alexis was little, I dreaded birthday parties. They are the worst for introverts because I am expected to sit there and talk to other humans. I am really very bad at talking to other humans, especially when that talking needs to stay superficial and small talk-ish. If we could get past the weather and basic niceties, I might be able to cope, but I can't cope. Small talk with strangers is dumb. And, thus, the very second I felt Alexis could handle being at a birthday party without my supervision (somewhere around age 6 or 7 because she was insanely shy), I was sooooo out of there.
It was glorious.
And then came Mila.
There are many things that have been a hard reset now that Mila is around. Diapers and middle-of-the-night feedings and OMG I HAVE TO DO BIRTHDAY PARTIES AGAIN. I hadn't considered that particular reset, so I was very much so not amused when Mila received her first party invitation. Any and all "Oh, man, meh baaabyyy is growing" thoughts were quickly replaced with, "OH NO, I HAVE TO EXTROVERT" thoughts.
Extroverting is the worst.
But, whatever. She and I walked down the street to her very first birthday party because, as luck would have it, her best friend from preschool lives in our neighborhood. We got there and Mila was really very excited, but a little hesitant to let me out of her sight, but whatever. She's three. It's not like I'm leaving her at the party and running away to go be productive somewhere where I won't have to talk to people.
Buuuuut ... I was the only parent who didn't run away.
Parent after parent showed up with their 3 or 4-year old. Parent after parent ran off, leaving the kid at the party. I heard every last one of them introduce themselves to the party hostess, so it's not like they already knew her.
I was literally the only parent who stayed. Which, HI. THAT'S SO AWKWARD.
So, Internet, is it just me or is that super weird? Because if I'm free to run away, I might have to rethink the next few years of my life. They might just be a lot less painful that I was expecting.