Someone is Counting His Lucky Stars Right Now
Every night Alexis ends her day by sitting with me up in her room reading stories. Sometimes she reads, sometimes I read, sometimes we end up playing and no one reads, we just go with it. Just a few minutes ago, we were sitting in her chair together having just finishing a book. She looked up at me, grinned, and said:
"Sh@t"
Plain as day. She said a word that has never fallen out of my mouth (oh my, that's a funny, funny joke). I looked at her, she looked at me.
"Sh@t"
At that point, I muttered, "I am going to kill your father." I don't think he would bother to deny that he has been known to let loose some words that may not be appropriate for the Dora crowd.
"Sh@t"
On the third repeat, I began preparing my weapons. I started up the Nagometer, grabbed a few heavy objects, and set my laser-beam eyes to kill. Just as I was about to summons the soon to be Dead Daddy, Little Miss Cuss tugged at her shirt. Hmmm. A familiar bit of symbolism. I thought for a moment, then said, "Shirt?"
"Yes! Sh@t!"
Sign Language just saved Daddy's life.
Thursday, October 4, 2007
Reader Comments (7)
OMG, Daddy got lucky! :)
That's so funny though!
That's absolutely hysterical! She could be a Pirate for Halloween this year, she's already got the vocab. ;)
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OMG, that is the funniest thing I have ever heard! Thank you for the laugh.
I wish we could go to the concert tonight, too. Thanks for bringing a smile to my face.
So funny.
Omg.. that's soo funny. If I could only get my child interested in books.
very cute story. when our now teenager was much younger, he had a little difficulty with the TR sound combo. he also adored trucks. there were more that a few raised eyebrows when he would scream, "mommy! a dump truck! a tow truck!" yup, you guessed it... instead of the TR sound, it came out the F sound. lovely!