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Tuesday
Oct262010

Some Forms of Torture Are Fun

There is a part of me that thinks petting zoos are terribly cruel, but there's an even bigger part of me that says LOOK! BABY PIGGY!

So, yeah. petting zoo. It was all part of a day at the pumpkin patch, aka Trax, aka a giant black hole of money suck but ZOMG absolutely worth it because SO. MUCH. FUN. We headed there Sunday during the Steelers game, knowing full well that most of Pittsburgh would be watching the game and therefore staying out of my way.

(BTW, Pittsburgh, portable TVs are magical. Just ask everyone who asked my husband what the score was as he didn't miss the game at all.) (Now that I've given you this idea, be sure to stay out of my way when I'm running around on Sundays, please and thank you.)

I walked into the petting zoo with Alexis, fully expecting to get about a zillion super adorable kid-with-animal photos. Instead, I got to see the Greatest Show On Earth.

It started with a high-pitched scream. Then she started flapping her arms faster than a hummingbird. As I waited for her to take flight, Alexis' face started to turn red, and her eyes started shooting terror and tears. Finally, she made like a bear and started to climb me...higher and higher, a panic-stricken look in her eyes.

It probably shouldn't have been the funniest thing I've ever seen, but, well, Exhibit A:

September 5, 2010. Alexis petting a goat. Alexis HAPPILY petting a goat.

On October 24, 2010, Alexis decided that goats were tiny terrorist-eating monsters full of evil and horror. The screams! The tears! I swear her head popped off her body, exploded, and then ran away. It was as if she had been forced to watch Justin Bieber get his head shaved. She. Was. Horrified.

It was fantastic.

And now I'm going to have to start threatening to buy a pet goat any time Alexis won't cooperate.

Tuesday
Oct262010

'Tis (Almost) The Season

I generally have a rule that strictly forbids any mention of Christmas before the ghosts and goblins have knocked on my door demanding candy, but I kinda want to make an exception. Just this once. I want to make that exception because I have to admit, I'm really looking forward to Christmas morning at our house this year.

I'm not talking about the actual Christmas morning, but rather the morning that our little family will celebrate our itty bitty Christmas at home. It will be before we head out to visit the hoards and hoards of family. It's something that we do that is just for us.

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Monday
Oct252010

The Beginning

For our tenth wedding anniversary, I gave Mr. Husband the best gift ever. I let him buy two tickets to Phantom of the Opera--one ticket for me and one ticket for Alexis. I know! I'm so nice! In all seriousness, not forcing him to go with me (again--we saw it when I was 135981235 months pregnant with Alexis) was quite the generous act. He hates the theater. A lot.

Alexis, however, loves it more than I do, which is saying an enormous amount. We're talking about a kid who sat mesmerized by Sleeping Beauty for three hours, despite the fact that it was a ballet and didn't have a single word the entire time. While I was trying to invent ways to commit violent crimes with just an M&M during the second act because ZOMG ZzzzzZZzzzzZZ, she sat there completely in love with everything about the show.

She's a little weird. In a good way.

The months between ticket acquisition and the actual show passed and I had helped build Alexis' anticipation to fever pitch. She was SO excited to get to go see Phantom, which is of course why she wound up being too sick to go. In honor of keeping the romance alive, I took a really, really pregnant friend to the show with me instead and left Mr. Husband home alone with a pukey kid.

I'm awesome. I know.

But then, of course, Alexis didn't entirely understand the whole "only in town for a limited time" thing and began asking when we were going to Phantom. Over and over. Daily. I must have wished on the right falling star because some I got lucky and a student version of the show was announced. The kid loves theater, but she hasn't yet figured out the difference between a Broadway-quality performance and a bunch of students. YAY!

Saturday night was finally the big night. As an extra-extra-extra-special treat, I granted permission for us to get all dolled up for our girls' night out, complete with straightening Alexis' hair and letting her wear my pearl necklace.

Words cannot even begin to describe how kerfluffled the kid was to get the Big Girl treatment.

When we finally arrived downtown and started to make our way into the theater, Alexis uttered the first of two phrases which I absolutely must document. MUST. She said, "Momma, I like hanging out with you."

All together now . . . awwwww! In ten years when she's telling me I'm stupid and don't understand and to get the heck out of her face, I'm totally bringing that moment back up again. Actually, I should probably just go ahead and cross stitch it on a pillow. By the time I'm actually done sewing, she'll hate me.

Speaking of hate, Alexis hated Phantom of the Opera. Really. She sat completely engrossed in every second of the show, but she HATED the plot line. I have been responding to questions like, "Why would Christine like the Phantom when he's so mean?" and "Why is the Phantom so mad?" and "Christine should have married Raoul and told the Phantom to go away." The kid really can't fathom why any girl would be even slightly tempted by a bad guy like the Phantom. It's a very black and white issue for her, so I expect to see a Team Raoul poster hanging in her bedroom any day now.

(Dear future Alexis, I really hope your opinion of "bad boys" never, ever changes. And if it does? You really should ask 4-year old you about how dumb it is to like a boy who is mean.)

As the show began to come to an end, Alexis sat in my lap, still deeply engrossed in every note and nuance. Occasionally she would whisper a question or comment in my ear . . . things about which song was her favorite and which ballerina was a good dancer and how the Phantom should put his hair back on. It was then that she uttered the words I have been expecting, the words I don't know what to do with, other than to support and cheer from the sidelines.

"Momma, when I get bigger, can I sing on the stage?"

And so it begins . . .