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Friday
Aug052016

Bird Lady

1. I am completely aware that I shouldn't let me two-year old throw french fries at birds so they can eat them. It's not a nutritious thing for them to eat, but they also aren't a nutritious thing for her to eat, so was it really THAT terrible that she gave up her (terrible excuse for) dinner? Okay, it was. Can I blame the fact that we were on vacation?

2. For as hard as Mila was laughing for a solid 10 minutes as she made the birds very happy, there were at least a dozen other people also laughing hysterically. Lots of total strangers stopped to watch the show and were delighted. Because laughing toddler.

3. I told you she's not scared of anything. It's fascinating. And nerve-wracking.

4. Alexis died about 17 times while this was happening. BUT! At least 4 of those deaths were because she was dead from the cute, so I feel like that's progress.

5. I know I need to turn my phone the other way for video. Do you see the adorable toddlerness? I can't be bothered with doing things the right way when I'm melting. Also, I was slightly worried that a bird was going to grab Mila and fly away with her. So.

6. Do you get the sense that THIS is exactly how Mila will spend her senior years? Because I can totally picture her as the cackling old lady in the park who throws seeds at the birds while talking to them.

Alexis probably won't visit much.

Thursday
Aug042016

I Would Like to Point Out (Again) That This Kid Used To Think Ocean Water Was Worse Than Battery Acid

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I mean, seriously.

Wednesday
Aug032016

They Super Like the Beach. Obviously.