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Monday
Apr252016

Sometimes I Agree with the People Boycotting Target

Target recently did a thing, in case you hadn't heard. Basically, they set a policy that says to use the restroom that makes the most sense to you based on who you are as a person. Which, really they didn't have to say anything because the last time I checked, that's what people have been doing for years. I mean, I don't ever remember having someone inspect what's happening below my belt before letting me into a restroom, so basically nothing changed in practice. They publicly took a stance, is all.

Good for them.

If any companies ever go and take a stance on the other side of the issue, it will be interesting (scary?) to see how that plays out. I mean, won't they have to post a job opening for Genitalia Inspector? I can't think of any other way to be certain that someone falls into a particular category than to physically check them at the door. If they do post that job, we should probably keep an eye on who applies. It could be very telling.

Obviously, I fall firmly into the camp of not caring who is in the stall next to me. The extent of my caring is that I think it would be swell if we could ban those people who use the paper seat covers and then leave them for the next person to try and dispose of because those people are THE WORST. I'd also like to banish anyone who doesn't flush and anyone who hovers then leaves a mess. Can there be a clean and respectful people bathroom? Because that would be ideal.

ANYWAY.

I've been paying attention to the people who are in an angry tizzy because of Target's new policy. They seem to fall into two camps. First there are the people who don't understand what it means to be transgender. They use words like "gross" or "sick" or "mentally ill" and to those people I say STAAAAHP. You need to listen to Dwight. He knew how you should handle this situation.

The other people, though. The other people who aren't rallying against otherness, but rather are saying things about safety, YES. YES. I AGREE WITH YOU. It is a terrible world that we live in where women have to worry about sexual assault all of the time. It's a true fact.

But.

The restroom at Target isn't the place where we need to worry about sexual assault. To think that a man who wanted to rape someone would decide that the best way to make that happen would be to dress as a woman, walk past security cameras that are capturing his every move, and then go into a public restroom where there were likely to be an assortment of women, well, that just doesn't make any sense.

There's the parking lot where he could sit in his car and wait for the someone he wants to rape and who appears vulnerable.

There's the bar where he could find the "right" person and then buy her a bunch of drinks.

There's the dark alley where he can strategiclly plan his moves.

There's the bus where he can find someone and then follow her to her apartment and force his way inside.

There's an entire wide world where women have to worry about what might happen.

We should do something about that. I don't know what we have to boycott or what legislation we need to pass, but THAT. We should do something that makes it harder to rape women and that makes the punishment for doing so significantly harsher.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go give Target more of my money.

Sunday
Apr242016

Spinach and Feta Crescents

I can't remember if I've mentioned this before or not, but Mila has a superpower. Her superpower is that she is able to sense when I'm eating. She knows whether she's on a different floor of the house, inside while I'm outside, or when facing backwards in her car seat and I'm sneaking food in the front. I don't know how she knows, but she does.

Every. Single. Time.

Her superpower is why it's become downright annoying to pick up pizza for dinner on the way home Friday evenings. I prefer to handle life that way because Fridays are not for cooking, but DUDE. I don't want to share my spinach rolls.

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I know I just jumped from pizza to spinach rolls, and that's not a mistake. I buy everyone else pizza with plans to eat all of the spinach rolls on the way home, but Mila keeps screwing it up. The little thief.

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Thus, I decided I needed to appease her with something easy. They aren't exactly like the spinach rolls I try to eat every Friday, but they are pretty good. And they're easy. Did I mention that they're easy? Because they are so easy.

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Spinach and Feta Crescents

1 package Pillsbury Original Crescents
Handful fresh spinach leaves
Feta cheese
1 tablespoon butter, melted
Garlic salt
Parmesan cheese

1. Preheat the oven to 375 degrees. Unroll and separate all of the crescents.

2. Place a leaf of spinach on the wide part of the crescents. Top it with a spoonful of feta cheese.

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3. Roll them up, starting on the wide part that is holding the spinach and feta.

4. Place on a baking sheet a few inches apart and bake at 375 degrees for 11 to 13 minutes.

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5. As soon as they come out of the oven, brush melted butter on top of each one and sprinkle garlic salt and grated parmesan cheese on top.

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6. There are no more instructions, I just wanted an even number of steps. Enjoy!

Saturday
Apr232016

When Doves Cry

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