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The Table. Revealed.

A few weeks back when I wrote about The Table acquisition, a bunch of people (and by "a bunch" I mean two) of people were all "WAAAAAH! WAAAAAH! How could you write about a table and not post a photo?" And now those "bunch" of people can SHOOOOOOSH! Here's the table.

A couple of scratches, but nothing major. Unless you count the one I accidentally caused a few days ago. Which, uhhhhh . . . good thing we only paid $200 for it. I don't have to feel guilty. Much.