A Simple Guide to Making Mila Happy

Have you bought school glue lately? Hahaha ... it's a trick question. I know you haven't because there is no glue anywhere because every kid everywhere has it all. I don't know how they coordinate these things, but EVERYONE is making slime lately. You can't make slime without glue so they have it all.

Can you tell it took me three stores to restock Alexis' glue supply? That's a real thing that happened. Three. Stores. Because she wanted to make slime.

Which, whatever. If it makes her happy, that's great. Alexis has mastered her "recipe," so she now spends hours happily making fluffy slime. It keeps her busy, isn't terribly messy, and Mila.

"But what about Mila?" you may be thinking. Let me just tell you, for as much as Alexis enjoys making slime, Mila enjoys having it around more. Mila has grown obsessed with playing with "squishy," as she so eloquently calls it. She's so obsessed that she currently has two bowls of it all to herself because she has a habit of dropping it on the floor. If you want to see Alexis freak out, drop her "good" slime on the floor where cat hair and crumbs and such can get stuck in it.

Mila's slime is kind of gross. She loves it anyway.

She loves it so much that if I grab it, I get a reaction.

It's a pretty good reaction, but not as good as the one when I throw it at her.

If Mila gets her paws on the slime, the reaction is even better.

That would have been worth going to FOUR stores. Man.