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All I Can Think About Is That Stupid Dress


I might not be OK if I lose.


As of this exact moment, the Crazy Scary tickets sales are too close for anyone to go marching down the street throwing a victory parade. Which, people, WTF? This should be an easy decision. You clicky-click that little Crazy Scary button at the top of my right sidebar and you vote with your wallet. You get to read the most fantastic That's Church post ever written, I make sure to leak a few fantastic photos to the internet, and we're all happy. Especially the kids. I mean, let's not forget that at the end of the night, the kids who benefit from Christmas Crazy and Make Room for Kids will be the big winners.

There will also be a few other winners during the event. Behold, some prizes:


I won't even lie, when I received a box full of awesome from @expatpghgirl, I wanted to steal that Penguins mug. Like, really. I may have to find one in time for Christmas because I think the husband-type person needs it. A lot.

@expatpghgirl sent some other amazing things as well. Check it out:

Could she be any more amazing? Thank you so much, @expatpghgirl!

To win the fabulous things in the photos above, our VIPs will have to try to solve a little mystery. There are going to be two Pittsburgh celebrities floating around during Crazy Scary. It won't be instantly evident who they are because they will be spending a little pre-party time with the amazing ScareHouse artists that know how to make magic with makeup and such. Solve the mystery of their identities, you might get a prize.

As for what I am calling LeStick, well, winning that is going to require a little bit of torture. Fair is fair, after all . . .

In between all of the prize winning and haunted house trolling and PLEASE-DON'T-MAKE-ME-WEAR-THE-DRESS action, there will also be food. Lots of food. Las Velas will be providing some chips and salsa and other stuff, but you should know that you'll have to fight me if you want any. Seriously, they make the best chips and salsa in town. If you're at Crazy Scary, you can ask David (the owner) about the time he tried to say "Hi" to me but I was too busy trying to rip a bag of chips and salsa out of his hand to notice. True story.

There is also going to be some amazing food provided by Sharp Edge, some drinky drinks, and a few surprises. Remember, if you're the HECK-NO-I-DON'T-DO-SCARED type, you can hang out on the 2nd floor of ScareHouse with the VIPs the entire time. Just munch on the food and the zombies and clowns will stay far, far away. In fact, you won't even have to see them because of how the building is set up. PROMISE!

7:00pm. October 5th. Etna. ScareHouse. Be there.

And if you can't? I won't cry if you go buy a general admission ticket with the Promotion Code Alone . . .

P.S. Now that there is a big ol' photo of Jeff Redd on the front page of That's Church, you probably don't want to go over there. You'll get an STD if you do. Don't say I didn't warn you.

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Reader Comments (3)

FYI - this is the dress of which young Michelle doth speak:

October 5, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterScott

I do like that mug even though it has the wrong team on it! ;) If my daughter drank coffee, she would also disagree with me and side with you!

October 5, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterHockeymandad

I think you should make the Husband wear the dress for Halloween. Not that I looked at it or anything....

October 5, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterKatie in MA
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