Dear Comcast, Fix My Internet or I'm Leaving Her in Your Office on a Day that She's Starving and Needs a Nap

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[Brooke G]

That should get 'em out there - PRONTO!! :D

[Amber]

Don't forget "and pukey!"

[Kelley]

Heh, they would probably just put her to work on the phones. Cause I swear last time I had internet problems I was talking to a five year old off his meds.

[ExMi]

lol - hope it works.

although she looks really cute in that pic - so your scare tactics might be a bit of a fail there!

[Katie in MA]

Send her to my house - I will feed her and nap-erize her and then she shall be MINE! Bwa ha ha. (Yeah, sorry. Saw Despicable Me yesterday and I have been heavy on the diabolical scheming today.)

[Detreon Roberts]

Hi there,

I know that we can get this fixed so no one gets left at the local office! Share the details with us - we will have you cared for!

Best,

Detreon Roberts
National Customer Operations
We_can_help@comcast.com