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Tuesday
Jun142016

Goggles Make a Lot of Things Better

There is a thing that has happened. It's a thing that I blame 110% on Target because damn them and their stupid juices with the stupid characters on top. Those stupid juices with the stupid characters on top tend to buy me about 3 minutes of stress-free shopping, therefore they are worth their stupid price.

But.

But those stupid bottles of juice are how it came to pass that Mila asked, "Who's that?" and I had to utter the name.

The most hated of names.

"Dora."

That's all it took. From that day forth, Mila recognized Dora. And she liked her.

Alexis discovered this fact and then proceeded to haul out every Dora toy she could find buried in the back of the playroom closet. She then handed those Dora toys to Mila.

And then ... well ...

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Thank goodness for the goggles. Just ... thank goodness for the goggles.

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Reader Comments (3)

Noooooooooooooooooo

June 15, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterMary

BOOOOOO for Dora the Latina Whore. but Mila's little face in those goggles? MADE MY WEEK!

June 15, 2016 | Unregistered Commenterkrkernes

Dare I admit I know almost nothing about Dora other than her name? Over here I'm trying to avoid my son learning of Barney and Power Rangers and Mutt & Stuff (Caesar Milan is part of the show).

June 16, 2016 | Unregistered CommenterRobin
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