I Say Weird Things

For as much as Mila would like Easter to be all about the candy, the reality is that she didn’t get that much. She had the pleasure of hunting for dozens and dozens of eggs, but the candy will miraculously disappear from our home and land at my office. It happens every year.

Because the Bunny knew the candy would be for looks only, s/he made sure to show up with some fun things like Hatchimals and coloring books.

And a remote control car.

It’s a junk $5 remote control car, which basically means it just drives around like a toddler. It crashes into walls, wobbles, and has an affinity for running over people’s feet. Like I said, it’s EXACTLY like a toddler. Which means Mila loves it.

Mila spent a solid hour on Sunday chasing her sister with the car, which worked well since you can’t really tell the car which direction to go in. It sort of heads to the right place, but not really, but that’s okay because lunatic preschoolers love lunatic remote control cars. It all makes sense.

The highlight, of course, was that eventually Mila did manage to land the car right at her sister’s feet. Alexis, being the dork that she is, yelled “OUCH!” as if a tiny little car actually hurt because that’s what she does. She claims injury when there is barely any contact.

Mila doesn't care if there is actual contact or not. She LIVES for other people's pain. There is nothing funnier than watching bodily injury occur, so with Alexis' "OUCH!" Mila basically fell over laughing. There were literal tears falling from her eyes because she was laughing so very hard. That led to Alexis getting mad which led to me fussing at Mila.

"Quit trying to run over your sister!" is a real thing that I had to say.