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Thursday
May022019

School Pictures are the Worst

I've never bothered to buy school pictures of Mila because they're terrible quality and about a zillion times more expensive than they should be. What's more, the kid has never taken a school picture that was worth buying. And by that, I mean she's never had a picture where she was either legit cute or legit LOLZ WHAT A MESS.

I wanted a scowling face.

Or maybe a mad face.

I would have settled for a sad face.

But, no, she deprived me of all of those things. Usually her school photos are half smiles where's she mostly has it together and zzZZZzzzzzZZZzzz. Mostly together is boring!

YOU GUYS.

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Yeah, yeah ... that's a cell phone pic of an envelope with a crappy tiny proof but YOU GUYS.

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I mean.

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I JUST.

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I'M DEAD FROM THE CUTE.

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Thank goodness it's only going to cost me a kidney and about three weeks of Starbucks to buy those photos. Because THE TINY GRADUATE LOOKING LIKE A TEENAGER OMG DEEEEEEEAAAAAD.

Damn you, Lifetouch.

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Reader Comments (1)

I don't think I have ever seen school pictures that good. The tiny graduate...I'm dying.

May 3, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterMary

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