You Caption It

Since our power is out (thanks, Mother Nature, you wench) and I would rather weave yarn from tinfoil, knit the yarn into a spork, and then stab my eyes out with that spork than type an entire post from my phone, you do the work. Again.

(But, hey! At least I gave in on that smart phone thing! Otherwise, I'd be missing a post for the first time in about four years. Now THAT would really suck.)

Anyway, GO! Caption this photo!

Oh, wait. I should mention that he is yawning. That's pretty much the only thing obese old cats do, but at least he looks wicked doing it.

OK, now GO!

Comments

[CanadianMama]

I caption it "when bloggers get lazy" haha just kidding but I do love that you called Mother Nature a wench!

[AndreAnna]

"Leave Britney Alooooooone!"

[Cheri @ Blog This Mom!]

What do you get when you cross the cast of Cats with the cast of Twilight?

[Elle]

"You bore me, now I'm going to eat you"

[Kelley]

'I am a velociraptor, RAWR!'

(and damn you with your damn smart phone... *weeps*)

[Karyn]

"when vampire kitties attack"

:)

[bluzdude]

"OK, audition for 'American Werewolf in London-the Musical'... Take one... and... GO."

[3carnations]

Little mousey, I have something stuck in my tooth. Could you please climb in and get it for me?

[Loukia]

I can't even think of a caption because I'm so freaking scared! HOLY MOLY! (But great shot!)

[Jackie]

Don't "F" with me!

or

gag hair ball.

[ErinPatricia]

WHERES MAI CHEEZBURGER??!!??

[Dina]

I don't have no stinkin cavities! See?

[Katie in MA]

"Really, little Ali. The light switch to the world - you know, like for the fridge? - is right here at the back of my mouth! Look, you put your wee little head riiiiight here, and then - all the lights will go out! Promise! Look...Ready?....GO!"

[AmyLa]

Just when you think Twilight series creators are out of good ideas: Vampire Cats! *sparkle sparkle*

[beth in sf]

Not original at all, but the first thing that came to my mind was "YOU BITCH!" LOL

[burghbaby]

@AmyLa wins! (Gold stars in my heart, but still.) SPARKLE SPARKLE!

[AmyLa]

Yay! My first post and it's a WINNER! :)

[Nap Warden]

"What do you mean you're not taking me to see Twilight Eclipse!?!"

[Momexperience]

I know you already have a winner, but I couldn't resist:

"Team Feline"

[Heather]

I am going to bite your face! (Seriously I am going to have nightmares because of this photo....you know how I hate cats).